W. Okey cokey
D. I'm not getting us coke... we're not that sort of band!!
W. I think we should be that sort of band. The only reason we weren't that sort of band in the first place was because we had to ride our bikes the morning after a gig. I propose full-on heroin chic and model girlfriends (we don't need to tell the ones we've already got; it can be a Tuesday night thing).
D. I'm not sure I could cope with a second girlfriend... could I stick with meaningless groupie action as I feel this would be less of a drain emotionally... all the agreeing to a second yet unrelated set of cushion based reasoning may be the end of me. I think the lack of heroin on the lejog ride was a serious oversight for the following reasons...
- Neil's guitar solos would have made more sense;
- Carlisle... ;
- Less achiness
- easier to sleep through snoring in dorm rooms;
- Lower food bills/better weight loss.
LSD
- Neil's guitar solos would have made more sense;
- Carlisle... ;
- scotland may have made more sense (see also Devon, Cornwall The North)
PCP:
- Neil's guitar solos would have made more sense;
- Carlisle... ;
- Hills much easier
- Less afraid of fighting
- Neil's guitar solos would have made more sense;
- Carlisle... ;
- Hills much easier
- Less afraid of fighting
And so on ad nauseum...
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